Saturday, 9 September 2017

UTMB 2017

It’s quite a long way around quite a big mountain…


The 2017 utmb: time to give the hundred-mile distance another crack then! But this year – just make damn sure that you make it all the way around and back to that finish line in Chamonix!

I've had an unexceptional racing season in 2017 and my running form's been mediocre right through the summer. That top racing gear's been missing. With that in mind, the hilly hundred miles of the utmb would be no place to do anything silly! Well, doing the utmb is obviously totally silly, but what I mean is that I was not in sufficiently good shape to leg it off and play cat and mouse at the front of the field. The game plan was caution, caution, caution: get to Champex, carry on running, and just keep moving until that finish line comes into view! Oh, and enjoy it along the way...

In 2016 it all ended in Champex.
Preferably not to be repeated this year...


So, the start line was a pretty calm, low-key affair. NOT! As Ludo Collet made the Kiwi haka look like a primary school nursery rhyme I soaked up and enjoyed the atmosphere. I’d been ambushed and pulled forward to carry a gps spot-tracker, and hence found myself on the front line of runners, which was good. François stood calm and collected by my side, whilst on my right Kilian was playing computer games on his iphone, and Walmsey could be spotted further over to the left, warming up for his 100 x 1-mile reps session. I could have been imagining it, but I thought I also spotted a mouse chewing up Laney’s cap and vest.

the utmb startline ambiance!!!


So off we went. I’d made it clear beforehand that I’d be cruising down the road and there would be no silly 6-minute mile-ing shenanigans. Oops, that didn’t happen. It’s just incredible how easy 15kph feels when you’re caught up in a mass of hundreds of runners and the side of the path is lined with an infinite succession of small and large pink hands sticking out, eager for high-fives.

cruise, cruise, cruise...


Chamonix, Saint Gervais, Contamines, .. then things start to finally quieten down. The trail becomes a more peaceful place. Up the hill we went, last year into a starry cloudless night, this year into a sleety visionless gloom!

glad we're not orienteering...

I changed my jacket, put on a fresh T-shirt and prepared myself for an atmospheric night on the mountain. It couldn’t be any worse than a mountain marathon in NW Scotland – at least I wouldn’t have to pitch a tent at the end of the day!

headcase race


The night running doesn’t feel too long in the end. It passes quickly, so long as you’re kept occupied! I spent most of the night running and often talking with fellow Brit Damian Hall. He went on to have a storming run (finishing 12th). As well as keeping occupied, there’s no better way to get through the night than to stop for a 3am risotto in Courmayeur. Try it sometime! Thanks crew – it’s certainly nuts to run right through a Friday night, but perhaps even crazier, at least more selfless, to assist someone in doing so. Merci Carole, Chris et Steph!!! And while I’m on that subject, thanks also to those who supported me out there, right through the day and the night: the “Allez Lagnes”, “Go GB”, “Jump Vaucluse”,.. etc. were all highly appreciated and contributed significantly to spurring me all the way to that finish line.

3am risotto

bon app' !


There’s quite a lot of time to reflect while you’re out running ultras. And I worked it out! - Yes, I finally determined THE SECRET to succeeding at ultra running. It came to me in the latter 40km or so. So here it is: What you must do is learn to run, well at least learn to keep moving forward in some form or other, whilst your legs are in excruciating pain. Yep, that’s it. Simple! Now you know this secret, it’s easy, right? Try it! The only slight problem and the caveat I’d attach is the following: the pain can be quite intense!!!

pain is relative, and usually temporary

So yes, my legs hurt towards the end. Those last three medium-sized (800m) hills were no molehills. But at the end of the day they’re only three medium-sized hills aren't they? It’s just a question of keeping moving and you’ll get over them, in the end. Mind over matter. Or “mind over cooked legs”.

any excuse to walk


Whooppee, I’d got round!!

no high-jump PR today

My finishing position (16th) wasn’t the sporting achievement of my lifetime, but that wasn’t of too much importance. I’d been in it to get around this year. It had been hard and it had taken two attempts, but I’d finally made it. Now that box is ticked, next time I come back I can try legging it off with the American track athletes, or not!

top 30

That said, “next time” won’t be any time too soon. I definitely enjoyed the whole experience, it was painful at times but generally fun, but right now I’m kind of thinking I’ll stick to some shorter stuff for the next year or two…


no beer has ever gone to my head as fast as this one...

my utmb story in video:

Monday, 7 August 2017

Val d'Allos : Enduro + Trail

C'est parti pour un weekend à Allos : à la montagne, à la fraîche ! Ça tombe bien car il a fait un peu trop chaud en bas ces dernières semaines ...

Une fois au village d'Allos, je poursuis les traces #blackandyellow pour m’emmener à la vieille ferme où loge le team Scott France. Facile à repérer, même la vache est en supertracRC ...

Les courses démarrent le samedi après-midi, avec l'Enduro Allos. Nous organisons aussi un Enduro à Lagnes, donc évidemment je suis fan de ce format de trail :-) mais j'avais envie de tester le truc en tant que participant. Aïe - ça fait mal aux poumons !

Postulat confirmé : j'apprécie beaucoup le format de course ! Des balades à l'allure cool entre les tronçons, des vraies poses aux ravitaillements, des échanges avec les autres coureurs, profiter vraiment et plus longuement des paysages. Par contre, sur les cinq segments (long de 700m à 1,8km) je soufflais fort à essayer de poursuivre Arnaud et Adrien ! Les guêpes volaient !

Dimanche matin J2, et c'est parti pour un trail "normal", pas de segments cette fois-ci, donc une allure plus détendue, mais sur distance beaucoup plus longue par contre.

Le sentier monte, le soleil se lève. On court ensemble dans un groupe de 5 ou 6 coureurs pendant une vingtaine de kilomètres. Je ne me sens pas bien du tout : fatigué, vide, jambes lourdes. Ma cuisse droite me gène beaucoup. Mais je poursuis quand même, parfois ça passe ..

La deuxième montée est assez longue et plutôt raide, elle nous sort de la Foux d'Allos pour nous emmener tout en haut sur la partie la plus sauvage du parcours. C'est bien sympa. Rémi sort ses bâtons pour nous montrer comment faire. Il ne faut jamais être derrière quelqu'un avec des bâtons. C'est la règle no.1 du coureur sans bâtons. La règle no.1 du coureur avec bâtons c'est d'être toujours devant les coureurs sans bâtons. Les marmottes s'en moquent.

Au cours de cette ascension mes jambes commencent à se réveiller. Une fois en haut j’accélère légèrement sur la partie la plus technique (et sympa) du parcours. Je distance les autres et je fais la deuxième moitié du parcours seul. Comme sur l'Enduro la veille, on refait un podium 100% #blackandyellow.

Flat is relative.

Voilà le top 20 du trail 44km.

Thursday, 3 August 2017


RunLagnes : pourquoi organiser une course ?!

Pourquoi pas !

Avec notre petite famille, nous avons déménagé à Lagnes au printemps 2012. Je me souviens du jour du déménagement, car c’était la veille de la Sainte Victoire et j’avais trouvé que ce n’était pas une super bonne idée de transporter des meubles et des cartons la veille d’une course de 59km ! Bref, Lagnes, on l’avait choisi car le village était à mi-chemin entre Apt et Avignon (nos travails respectifs à Carole et moi à l’époque), le village avait l’air d’être plutôt sympa, et en étudiant l’IGN 25k j’avais eu l’impression que le coin était très prometteur en termes de sentiers !

Très vite je me suis rendu compte que l’IGN ne mentait pas, Lagnes était simplement un paradis pour le trail ! Un véritable labyrinthe de chemins et de sentiers, avec du plat, de la pente, des paysages magnifiques et une météo presque toujours parfaite pour lacer ses chaussures.

Depuis l’âge de 12 ans, j’en ai fait des courses ! En commençant par des bains de boue de cross-country dans le nord d’Angleterre, je suis passé par un peu de piste, un peu de montagne, du fell, un peu de route, du sky, et depuis mon arrivée en France en 2011 ; du trail, et plus récemment encore, un peu d’ultra… Mais quelque soit le format de course, finalement qu’est-ce qu’on cherche en participant à ces événements de course à pied ? Je pense que je réponds pour la majorité de coureurs quand je dis que je fais ça simplement pour le plaisir. Donc quand je cours je cherche à m’amuser au maximum ! Pour se faire plaisir dans un événement de trail, en ce qui me concerne, il faut i) un bon parcours, ii) une belle compétition, iii) une bonne ambiance et iv) un bon « après trail » ! Et c’est exactement ce que nous visons aujourd’hui pour RunLagnes !

Les deux parcours que l'on propose se déroulent sur mes sentiers préférés, sur les collines au-dessus du village. Certes ça peut faire mal aux jambes, un peu, mais pour les yeux c’est que du bonheur ! - on va dire que c’est du « tourisme actif » !

Une fois la ligne d’arrivée franchie, en arrivant dans le théâtre du Pieï, on retrouve ce dont je rêve après chacun de mes efforts : une pizza, une bière et une glace !

Le trail long fait 31km, une distance d’une sortie de dimanche on va dire :-) Par contre le 13km se déroule en format Enduro, un concept moins connu en trail. Faire du fractionné n’est pas toujours très motivant comme séance d’entrainement ; des allers-retours ou des boucles de pistes ne m’ont jamais trop inspirés, - mais il faut reconnaitre que c’est quand même très bénéfique de courir vite quelques fois par semaine ! D’où le fartlek (jeu de vitesse), une sortie de course-à-pied ou on intègre du rapide dans une séance qui est majoritairement relax pour le reste. C’est une méthode que j’ai pratiqué sur les collines avec mon père et mon frère dans ma jeunesse.

L’EnduroLagnes fait donc 13km, mais seulement 5km sont chronométrés, sur quatre portions entre 500m et 1800m de long. Les segments Enduro sont à faire “aussi vite que possible”, mais entre les segments c’est plutôt repos, ravitaillement, échanges, découverte du paysage.

C’est de l’investissement d’organiser un trail ! C’est bien fatiguant mais ça vaut le coup ! Merci à mes amis organisateurs et à Carole avec l’aide desquels RunLagnes ne serait simplement pas possible. À Elliot et Léonie qui m’ont vu un peu moins souvent les quelques semaines avant la course… ;-) !! Un grand merci à tous les bénévoles qui ont donné beaucoup de leur temps, au soutien de la Mairie de Lagnes et à tous les sponsors. What a team !

(têtes, et surtout cheveux, pas toujours très représentatifs, sorry !)

Et merci aussi à ma famille qui est venue en nombre pour vivre l’expérience RunLagnes !

Rdv en 2018 pour la troisième édition !

Saturday, 15 July 2017

A Bob Graham Round

Spot the difference!
Moot Hall, Sunday 28th May 2017, 5am. This ain't no desert!
After MdS in April, there was no doubt that it was time for something different! The challenge and the experience of a week in the Moroccan sands was interesting, but I quite quickly concluded that it wasn’t really my sort of thing!
Having spent the following month mainly eating (ref : MdS), we headed up to the UK to visit family – the perfect opportunity therefore to shoe-up for a run round the Bob Graham Round. Not far from where I spent my first 18 years on this planet, and where my parents are still based today (when they’re not living out of their panniers), the BGR is a 66 mile circuit of 42 hills in the Lake District, founded by an energetic chap whose name the loop goes by. The challenge is to get round and over the 27000 feet of climbing in under 24 hours – over two thousand people have now done so and thus been granted membership of the Bob Graham Club. The speed records belong to Billy Bland: 13 hours 53 minutes, set when I was one year old (1982) and more recently (2016) Jasmin Paris: 15 hour 24 minutes. These times are both quite incredible! I expect Jasmin’s women’s record will probably stand for some time, and Billy’s has already stood for 35 years. That said, I don't believe Billy’s time to be completely unbeatable, it will just require a very very fit runner, with very very good route knowledge (or perfect guides) and very very good weather conditions. It was never on the cards for my May 2017 attempt. I'm nowhere near fit enough and have virtually no route knowledge, those being the first two obvious stumbling blocks.
As we already know, fell runners are a very friendly and helpful lot, and any excuse for a day on the hill is usually a good one. As such I found myself with a solid support crew for my day in the Lakes. Kim (Collinson) ran leg one with me, - on the basis that he’d be back home before breakfast and have time for a shower before work, Phil (Winskill) led me over the following twelve fells to Dunmail, Andy (Berry) guided me through the longest leg covering the fifteen summits into Wasdale, Bill (Williamson) aka the ultimate leg 4 guide made sure I didn’t loose an inch of indirect footing between Wasdale and Honister, where I met Steve (Birkinshaw) to sprint out the final three fells and the flat section into Keswick. Once again - a massive thanks to all five of you!
At each of the checkpoints I had the joy of being met by the ever lively and most motivating family support crew any BGRer can hope for!
The start of my Sunday round was wet and pretty horrible. Luckily Kim knew where he was going, so the map could stay tucked away and I just had to follow him up Skiddaw and through the heather to Blencathra. About mid-way through leg 3 the sky cleared up and the day turned into a good one. Energy-wise I was not mega fresh from the start, so rather than race it, I was mainly out to enjoy the Cumbrian scenery and the atmosphere of a BGR attempt. When Steve and I realised that no one had ever run a 16-hour BGR (either under 16 or over 17 hour completions only, apparently) we put the burners on, so as to not be the first to enter the 16-hour BGR club! Paced back into Keswick by my mum, son and then daughter for the final kilometers, I touched the wall of Moot hall 15 hours 58 minutes 49 seconds after leaving that  same building at 5am in the morning. It had been a good day out!
But now Fish and Chips were on my mind, as was a pint. Now you don’t get that at the end of a stage race in the desert do you!
I've since ditched the idea, but immediately after my BGR run I had been throwing the idea around of having another run round, later in the summer, and trying to go a lot faster. There’s definitely a fair margin for improvement there, at least 45 minutes of navigational optimisation and probably an hour of better fitness. Hence I don’t think the record’s totally unbeatable. If Kilian gets the route right and is lucky with the conditions he’ll probably surprise a few people with his time. But then there are the questions of “trail technology”. A few people say that if a "European" (and this column isn't for Brexshit chit chat) rocks up and runs round with poles then that’s not on and it's just not fair – Billy wouldn’t have had poles! I’m no grand fan of running with walking sticks (check this out if you don’t believe me : top tips for running with poles), but as a sport running is evolving and there’s little doubt that poles make you go faster up steep hills and over long distances. I don’t think it’s cheating, it's just annoying for anyone around you! And on that note the BGR is different to a race - you're not surrounded by loads of other runners whose eyes are subject to a poking if they're too close on the heels of a pole-ish runner. When it comes to fell running, in my mind there’s even more of a debate over watch technology. It’s now very easy to upload a gps line and follow that on your watch and/or phone. And if you don’t know where you’re going in the first place, having an arrow to follow will certainly make you go faster. Supporting a digital directional pointer on your wrist is not really in the ethics of fell running, where map and compass have historically been key fell tools, along with shorts and studs. Or a shed load of recces, if you really don't like the map. But what can you do about watch technology and satellites? You can’t make gps watches illegal on a fastest-known-time route can you? Well you can’t uphold such a rule in any case. Personally I didn’t use either poles or a gps line on my run, but I was out for a laugh and not a record. I have to say that if I was going out-and-out for the fastest time I’m capable of, I’d consider using both. Along with some springs in my shoes and a van driving 3 feet in front of me to take the wind off my face ;-)
Maybe next year for another run round then?

Wednesday, 19 April 2017

Le Marathon des Sables - Running about in the sand for a week


This article is split into the following four parts:
1. Why MdS / Pour quoi faire ?
2. The race concept / Le déroulé de la course
3. My race / Ma course
4. Kit / Matos

Désolé, les lecteurs français vont devoir se contenter de mes mini-synthèses à la fin de chaque section. Malheureusement je n'ai pas pris le temps de tout traduire - préférant passer mon temps dehors, ou à manger du chocolat.

1. Why MdS / Pourquoi faire ?

“And now for something completely different” ― Monty Python

I generally consider that routines exist to be broken. The comfortable timetable of daily life, what we might consider normality; eat, sleep, work, play,… are all very well - but every now and again there's nothing better than giving it all a good shake up! Not much will give you a better perspective on your everyday choices, your priorities, your pleasures, your reasoning,.. than doing something totally and utterly different. I expect that my rationality for wanting to experience the marathon of the sands aligns itself with that of the majority of the entrants to this increasingly popular event. Break away from the every day lifestyle, disconnect the brain and run through a different world for a week. (And also I wanted to see if I could keep up with the Moroccans!).

By definition running is the self-propelled forward motion of the body, with repeated phases of temporary zero ground contact. That's a pretty broad definition, and as a runner myself I personally endeavour to keep the defined boundaries of this hobby of mine pretty damn large. For the record, I don’t consider myself specifically to be a “trail runner”, a “road runner”, a “track athlete”, a “sky runner”, an “ultra runner”, a “fell runner”, an “ultra sky runner”, a “desert runner” or any other sort of runner one might like to categorise (certainly not a "runner bean" either). No, I’m just a person who likes running around and about, on different surfaces, in different places, when it takes my fancy! So I’m a “runner”, and no more. And I’m a runner who likes to mix it up and try some different stuff. So I entered MdS this year to experience something completely different, a different form of running, a different routine for a week, a different environment, climate and lifestyle. And only having lived that experience can I now make choices and personal judgement on whether spending seven days running semi self-sufficiently through the desert is an enjoyable and/or useful thing to do! Don't tell me don't like cabbage if you ain't tried it! Don’t tell me you don't like desert running if you ain’t tried it! Time to try some sand running then, right!

Résumé : Ce qui est bien avec la course à pied c’est qu’il y a plein de pratiques différentes de ce sport. J'adhère à certaines d’entre elles plus qu'à d’autres (sky, trail, fell,.. par exemple), mais avant de juger il faut toujours tester, comme les choux ou d’autres légumes, n’est-ce pas ?! Donc il était temps de tester les pieds dans le sable, de vivre l’expérience MdS, et de voir ce que ça vaut vraiment !

2. The race concept / Le déroulé de la course

"If you come to think of it, you never see deer, dogs and rabbits worrying about their menus and yet they run much faster than humans." 
 Emil Zatopek

What a vast mix of people it is that makes its way to the start line of the Marathon des Sables! Day 1 bivouac; I found myself sharing a stretch of Moroccan rug with Claire, Sylvain, Fred, Mélanie, and Luca. Six very different people with very different previous backgrounds and experiences, and each with their own personal reasons for coming here and their own individual objectives for the “race” ahead. It was going to be fun!

And so it is, 1200 people find themselves under 200 side-less tents, pitched in a large three-deep circle. Over the course of a week this desert-circus-camp migrates its way across the sand. The daily ritual is the same for everyone; at 5:30am the sky starts lightening, sleeping bags rustle, water is poured onto mixes of oats and muesli housed in transparent ziploc bags or cut-in-half water bottles, and left to soak, expanding into something vaguely resembling food - a routine which become less and less appetising as the week goes by! Sometime between 6am and 6:30am the feet of three or four Moroccan tent technicians will appear in the the part of the tent where a wall might have been and very shortly afterwards your roof will be swept away to reveal a clean and fresh sky and a circle other denuded tents. And so, one by one the roofs are swept away, magically revealing their inner contents - half a dozen not-so-clean and not-so-fresh sand bagging runners. Food rehydrated and gobbled up, bags packed, gaiters on,.. and by 8 o'clock its time to leave for three, four, five, six, seven, eight,… hours of desert running. Late morning, the desert circus pitched up in a new spot, runners start to trickle into back into camp, and they continue to do so throughout the afternoon and into the evening, usually stopping by the medical tent to have a few blisters popped, and not forgetting to collect four and a half litres of bottled water to see you through the evening. Want another bottle? No problem, but you can take 60 minute penalty for it! Yes, water is rationed and the earlier you arrive, i.e. the case for the faster runners, means that it's quite a close call to get through until the next day without getting thirsty.

Arriving in the relocated camp relatively early, normally around lunchtime, I’d have a recovery drink and a protein bar, before pouring some of the rationed water into a Ziploc bag, this time containing a dehydrated couscous based meal. Afternoons are passed how you like, but let’s face it you haven't got a million choices, you certainly ain’t going to the cinema! Most people simply lie in their tents, discussing their day, the magic of the scenery, how little they have left to eat, how great that beer will taste next week. Much more than just a race, the Marathon des Sables is is a massive de-connect. I can't recommend highly enough turning your iPhone off for a week! My personal choice, to pass the time, was to have two small iPods via which I’d take my mind to India through the audio version of the highly absorbing novel Shantaram. I haven't yet reached the end of this 42 hour narration, but from the hours passed listening so far I can highly recommend it. Many of the wise philosophical Indian statements contained within seemed quite appropriate to the world I was experiencing in the Moroccan desert, particularly on day four when I was somewhat struggling in my personal battle against sun and sand.

By sunset, at around 7pm, everyone’s into camp and another dehydrated meal is savoured out of your favourite crockery. By 8pm decibels decrease, earplugs mute any remaining stray sounds, the wind, generators, snoring or the internationally acclaimed Italian chitter chatter, and the desert runners fall into a deep sleep, or at least they try to. How successful you are at this will depend on your appreciation of hard rocky floors, flapping wall-less shelters and notably how many grams you'd accepted to bear on your back in favour of a more or less comfortable mattress.

Résumé : Le Marathon des Sables est évidemment beaucoup plus qu’une simple course à étapes. C’est une nouvelle façon de vivre, pour toute une semaine ! Pour donner les très grandes lignes de ma simple routine quotidienne : 6h tente démontée, 6h30 un sachet d’avoine savouré dans un sac ziploc, 8h30-12h course sur sable sous soleil intense, 12-13h réparation pieds (!), 13h semoule + compote, 14h-18h échanges avec les coureurs qui arrivent + livre audio sur mon iPod, 19h pâtes + dessert lyophilisé, 20h good night. La vie aura rarement été aussi simple !

3. My race / Ma course

“Suffering, let me see. I think that suffering is a matter of choice. I think that we do not have to suffer anything in this life, if we are strong enough to deny it. The strong man can master his feelings so completely that it is almost impossible to make him suffer. When we do suffer things, like pain and so, it means that we have lost control. So I will say that suffering is a human weakness.” ― Madjid, Shantaram

Yes, I was at MdS to “live the experience”, but I was also there to compete. I had hoped to at least try to give the Moroccans a run for their money and as such I had invested quite a lot of time end energy into choosing and sorting my kit out. What a gigantic faff that part turned out to be! Into the race, the first couple of stages went okay, but I was already loosing precious minutes to the leaders. Judging how hard I should go, particularly given the unfamiliar conditions, was no easy task and to put it frankly - I was simply finding the pace at bit too fast. The sand dune traverses were extremely energy sapping and the final kilometres under the burning 45°C sun were a bit too much to handle.

Interpreting what limited information I could from the road book, day three, at least on paper, appeared to suit my strengths. I was a bit disappointed with having already lost 10 to 15 minutes and wondered if I'd not been pushing myself hard enough on days 1 and 2? Retrospectively this was a major tactical error, but at least I’d have no regrets for not having tried to give it my all. I took on and attacked stage three from the gun, leading or sitting in the front group for the large part of the stage. I put myself into the red-zone, and was enjoying myself,.. and then,.. once again,.. I blew up in the last few miles of long, straight, flat, hot running! I’d overcooked the engine and had lost another 10 minutes. The plan had failed, but at least I knew that I’d given it a good go. So when we had 86km to run on the following day I wouldn't say I was exactly fresh on the start line. I went out steady, but by 25km the sand and sun were already starting to give me a long, hard lesson that overdoing it in the desert is a very unwise strategy and one that can cost dearly. Oh how I found that day hard! Questions along the lines of “what the heck did I do this for?” sounded loud in my mind and even adopting the wise, philosophical assertions I’d heard in Shantaram didn’t do much to release me from my struggle. I was simply totally cooked. And I had a long way to go! It was just going to be one of those days!

By the end of the forth stage I’d lost a further two hours and slipped from fifth to ninth position in the overall race ranking. I couldn't help but wonder whether if I’d been three or four minutes slower on the former stages whether I’d have gained two hours of bonking on the long day? Quite possibly, but it was too late now! The other element that had started to figure increasingly prominently in the equation was food. I don’t know about you, but I don’t normally prepare for ultras with a three day restricted diet of 3000 kcal of rehydrated oats, couscous and pasta. It's not a justifiable excuse, everybody is in the same boat of course, but it was certainly paying its toll on me. I was getting seriously hungry! The friendly donation of jelly beans and some cashew nuts by a fellow Brit I caught up with boosted my strength and made it possible to run out the last 20km of the ultra stage, but the relief was short lived. That evening I was hungry and on the menu was another ziploc meal, the concept of which I was getting less and less enthusiastic about!

After the ultra stage we had a “rest day”, before the final counting stage - a fairly flat and not too sandy marathon, 42km. All I could do was cruise it out, I was running on empty, and over the last 20km I started to feel an acute pain in my abdomen such was my level of hunger. My stomach was simply imploding! I quite enjoyed the marathon stage though, as I was off race mode and took the opportunity to practice some Spanish running alongside my Majorcan friend Miguel. The 42km are followed by another afternoon and evening of starvation and then day seven, a 7km charity sand dune traverse. And then find some food, quick!

All stages complete I finished ninth in around 22 hours.

Résumé : J’ai voulu suivre Rachid et les autres spécialistes de la discipline à la tête de la course. Sur les premières étapes je n’étais pas trop loin, mais au fur et à mesure que la semaine avançait j’ai été de plus en plus af
faibli ; épuisé par le sable, le soleil et mon incapacité à me ressourcer en repas lyophilisés.

4. Kit / Matos

“There are of course many problems connected with life, of which some of the most popular are Why are people born? Why do they die? Why do they want to spend so much of the intervening time wearing digital watches?” ― Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Since I put quite a lot of time and thought into this, I thought that share it in case it can be of benefit for others in the future. So here's what I took with me for seven days in the Moroccan desert:

TOTAL pack at weigh-in pre stage 1: 7,15 kg
(including food, excluding run kit)

Matériel obligatoire : 1163 g
- Ultimate Direction 25l Fastpack 575 g
- PHD Desert One sleeping bag 310 g
- Petzl e-lite + 2x 2032 batteries 30 g
- 10 safety pins
- Silva compass
- Small Bic lighter
- Whistle (in the e-lite headtorch strap)
- Valmalenco SkyRace Swiss Army knife (useful to have scissors)
- Small bottle antiseptic
- Venin pump (a friend did run into a Cobra on day 4)
- Distress signal mirror
- Survival blanket
- Small tube suncream (I didn't burn at all - it worked a treat!)
- 200 euros
- Her Majesty's Great Brexit Passport
- MdS medical certificat
- Electrocardiogram
TOTAL other small bits of compulary kit = 248 g

Kit course / orga : approx 200 g
Provided by the organisation :
- Road-book (I ripped the pages out day by day)
- Salt caps
- GPS & timing tag
- Pooh bags

Other general kit : 764 g
- PHD Wafer down jacket 210 g
- Neoair X-lite small Thermarest 205 g
- Exped inflatable pillow 45 g
- Ear plugs
- Half roll hypafix tape
- 3g tube superglue
- Spoon
- Loo roll (3x packs Kleenex)
- 1,5m elastic (useful for fixing stuff to bag etc)
- 1x drawing pen + 2x small pencils
- iPod nano 5th gen
- iPod nano 6th gen
- Apple earphones
TOTAL other small stuff 190 g
- Scott supersandalsRC (home made!) 50 g
- 2x 500ml Scott softflasks 64 g


Running kit : 1110 g
- Scott RC shorts 86 g
- Scott proto T-shirt 44 g (I subsequently cut the sleeves off and made it into a vest)
- Scott socks 32 g
- Scott SupertracRC trainers 550 g
- Myracekit gaiters 200 g
- Oakley sunglasses 22 g
- Scott sun cap + neck protector 62 g
- RunLagnes buff with eyes cut out 30 g
- Ambit Peak 3 (watch) 86 g


Food : approx 5 kg
Click on the image to see how I fueled for the week. Essentially: Breakfast = oat mixes, Running = energy + protein bars, Recovery = drinks + bars, Lunch = couscous + compotes, Dinner = Pasta + various desserts.

Here's a few things that I’d change:
- Gaiters: probably better cutting them down and sewing or glueing them directly to the shoe, just above the sole or where the shoe becomes aerated. In this case you’d need zipped or velcro opening gaiters, to be able to get at the laces.
- I took normal sized shoes, and my feet swelled. One size up would have saved a few toenails and some foot pain towards the end of the race.
- Food: I needed more, but more food equals more weight equals slower running. Maybe one can adjust the body to surviving on and racing on a low-calorie diet, but that strikes me as dangerous and not a very fun thing to do! Part of the problem here is that I am naturally greedy and probably generally eat too much. I suspect that a week of couscous and oats is less of an issue for most of the Moroccan runners. I also suspect that my body was working harder than usual and generally under more stress dealing with the uncustomary intense heat. Perhaps some acclimatisation would help here.
- Head torch: I should have taken an ActikCore as the e-lite was a bit limited for desert night running. It was fine for the tent but not strong enough to run confidently with after sunset. That said, I had chosen the e-lite as I had initially hoped to do less night running! (two additional hours due to my spectacular bonk on the long stage!)
- Rucksack: the Ultimate Direction 25l FastPack was great; comfortable and ergonomic, but perhaps I could have got away with something a little smaller and lighter.
- Mattress: I got a small hole in my mattress early on in the race, which was too small to find and repair (I did try pouring water all over it) and so I had to reinflate it every couple of hours. It wasn't the end of the world, but a bit annoying all the same.

It's a totally personal choice, but if I was going back to MdS (highly unlikely!) I would definitely take an inflatable mattress again, as well as the pillow and another audiobook! So I wouldn’t change that much on the above list really.

Résumé : Je partage cette liste car je l’ai quand même bossé (!) et peut-être que cela peut servir à quelqu'un dans le futur. Si je retournais (et non je ne pense pas) je ne changerais pas grand chose sauf : la façon d’attacher les guêtres, +1 pointure en chaussures, et une frontale avec au moins 200-300 lumens (ou courir plus vite pour éviter la nuit :-).